Honestly, it has been a hell to come from a relatively small state in the middle of Europe. Things get even worse when this relatively small state dares to change its name in the middle of a run. It takes some time for the foreign media to get it right, for the new maps to be printed and given out to public to study them and only a few people actually do so.
I consider myself as a well-traveled person and have met many foreigners since my jobs have always involved meeting and dealing with them on daily basis. Check out what an ordinary Czech girl has experienced in connection with fighting for her correct identity:
In abroad:
"I can recognize an accent. Where are you from?"
"The Czech Republic."
"Right, so you are Russian, Chechnya."
"Well, actually, you are almost there. Czech Republic is in Central Europe, next to Germany."
"Really, are you sure,"(btw, I love this sentence most) …..I thought Czechoslovakia is there."
"Yes, good job, that's it. You know that Czechoslovakia split up in 1993 into two independent states…..blablabla", I guess this is the point where everybody stops listening.
In Prague, helping out some elderly foreign couple in the street to find their way through this gorgeous city:
"Thanks for your help, we really appreciate it. You know we enjoy ourselves very much in Prague, everything is so beautiful here, we are very happy we decided to visit Czechoslovakia."
Right, it doesn't happen to tourists every day to actually tour through the past and to be back in the country which stopped existing on December 31st, 1992 at midnight.
We are all proud that so many people find Prague worth visiting and we do everything we can to promote it. Doesn't matter where we live at the moment or how many great places we have seen. Prague is going to be number one forever, together with our home country. Just one of my friends has dropped out so far. She is married to a foreigner and every time she visits his country, which is almost every month, she goes through the abroad type of interview described above. According to her finding, everybody knows and loves Prague, but just a few chosen have some idea about the correct name of a state where it is located. My friend got tired and annoyed. Being that boring blue-eyed, blonde-haired type of a person which makes it difficult to say where she comes from, this betrayer deliberately started to promote Iceland. She claimed once for fun she was from Iceland and the reactions completely overwhelmed her. Supposedly everybody knows where this teeny tiny island is located.
I am not that type of person who gives up easily so I take those foreign couples as hostages and refuse to return their brand new map of Prague until I am finished with the lecture on the latest development in the name of this country which took place 15 years ago. Until they both use at least once "Czech Republic", I hold the map.
I was relatively happy with the recent development in this Czech Republic matter. Prague souvenir sellers came up with kitschy Prague cups and T-shirts and didn't forget to include also the correct name of the state. More creative ones misspelled it slightly and started to offer "Czech me out" theme staff. Great job, guys. I live next to a cheap hotel hugely used by foreign teenagers coming to Prague for a school trip. As weather gets warmer, they like to sit on benches in front of the hotel and drink. Several times a night I am waken up with screams like "Czech beer rocks!", "We love Czech Republic!" I know they don't mean it but the fact that they are all trashed and still use the correct name is worth being up.
A week ago I received a letter. It wasn't for me, but addressed to my former American colleague and I was supposed to give it to her. It was from some bank based in Colorado. The address said Prague, Czechoslovakia. Oh well, my mission still continues. Colleague still busy to come and pick up the letter and I am seriously considering sending it back saying the given country does not exist. Be so kind and study the current worlds map (focus especially on Europe) and send it back corrected. I am just slightly worried that it will land in Chechnya.